Happy Holiday to you, too
I hope you’re all having a great day. Now, stop telling me I’m a fallen, defective sinner in need of an ancient savior who’s story is literally pulled from other ancient mythologies. I’m happy just the way I am, and I’m pretty sure I won’t burn in some eternal hell for not accepting the repeatedly-revised/edited writings of a book written by sexist, homophobic Bronze Age men. Thank you…and don’t eat too much candy.