I hope you’re all having a great day. Now, stop telling me I’m a fallen, defective sinner in need of an ancient savior who’s story is literally pulled from other ancient mythologies. I’m happy just the way I am, and I’m pretty sure I won’t burn in some eternal hell for not accepting the repeatedly-revised/edited writings of a book written by sexist, homophobic Bronze Age men. Thank you…and don’t eat too much candy.

The concept of zombies are present in several cultures. The world’s biggest religion, for example, revolves around a savior who rose from the dead and who promises his followers eternal life…via bodily resurrection. His followers even ritualistically drink and eat his flesh. Happy Halloween! ;-P